Oh I hate my baby brother! He’s not what I expected. He burps and farts and giggles, I’m sure that he’s infected. But our parents they just “oooo” and “ah!” like he’s the very greatest thing. And if he doesn’t get his way, he screams and screams and screams! I know that he has cooties- Be careful or you’ll catch it too. My dad and mom love his baby smell- I think he smells like poo. I hate that little rug rat! He will not go away. But sometimes when he smiles at me, I think just maybe he’s okay.