I must tell you of the Bing-Bong-Boo In the basement of my school! A mystic, magic creature Who is kind and never cruel. With the body of an octopus And a face like a raccoon, I don’t know how he got here But he isn’t leaving soon. He loves reciting poetry To anyone who will listen. His favorite poet in the world Is Emily E. Dickinson. Why is he called the Bing-Bong-Boo? No one really knows for sure. I just know he loves poetry And he’s from Kuala Lumpur.