The Monster Hunters by Daniel Klawitter

Bobby caught a vampire

Inside a vampire trap.

Susan caught a mummy

She proceeded to unwrap.

The mummy was very brittle

And quickly it did crumble.

The vampire changed into a bat

And with a chilling chuckle

He mocked the silly children

For their efforts which had failed.

But then he flew into a wooden stake

And was suddenly impaled.

Then with a dying whisper,

He cursed his crappy luck—

To be caught by the brother and sister,

Without a drop of blood to suck.